How to make a bomb!
How to Make a Bomb: 1. Write a script. Make it long and lumbering, unfocused and self-indulgent. 2. Include some parts in it that actors can't resist because they basically get to chew the scenery. 3. Find a old-school producer or agent who can convince studios to spend too much money on "a sure thing." 4. Make the movie. Let it be plagued by alcoholic divas and or male leads being unfaithful to their spouses. not to mention terrible weather, unexpected illness, and cost overruns. Changing directors halfway through is also a good idea. 5. Mount a confused marketing campaign so people aren't sure what type of movie they are seeing. 6. Generate bad buzz before it even opens. 7. Start the blame game on the red carpet. You will have made a bomb. Now, I admit, I put "easy" in there to fool you. It is, in fact, it's murder to get an agent in this town. However, it's not murder. I hope you understand the difference, and why it matters. See, if you can...